Method 2: The Art of Unplugging (A Step-by-Step Guide)

Step 1: Locate the toaster in question

Step 2: Unplug the toaster (This may involve crawling under the kitchen table or navigating a complex web of extension cords)

Step 3: Verify the toaster's non-operation (Check that it's no longer toasting anything)

Step 4: Consult the toaster's user manual (If it still has one)

For further assistance, visit our sister page on Method 1: The Art of Unplugging (But Not Really)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Method 3: The Art of Unplugging (But This Time with Fire)

And if all else fails, contact the Toaster Reform Team for expert advice.