Step 3: Scorched Element - Toaster Troubleshooting

After a series of unmitigated disasters, you've managed to set off your toaster's fire alarm... again. Congratulations.

Time to get down to business:

  1. Step 4: Replace the toaster (because it's probably toast)
  2. Step 5: Recover from the trauma of watching your toaster burn down the kitchen
  3. Step 6: Develop a replacement theory for the next toaster you buy (because clearly, you need more toaster)

A burnt-toaster, because that's what happens when you try to troubleshoot a toaster with a flamethrower

Remember, safety is a myth. Just kidding, it's not.