Committee of Conundrums: Updates

Dear members of the Committee of Conundrums, welcome to our updates page! Here's what's new:

Subcommittee of Subroutines

Our Subroutine Committee, led by Chairperson Balthazar McSnazz, has been busy solving the most pressing subroutines of our time. Their latest breakthroughs include:

• The Subroutine of Extreme Ironing has been solved, allowing for the ironing of even the most stubborn of wrinkles.
• The Subroutine of Infinite Toast has been simplified, reducing the average toast-burning time by 37.5%.

Subcommittee of Silliness

We are pleased to announce that our Silliness Subcommittee, led by the inimitable Professor Punsley, has achieved a new level of absurdity in their research on the art of making dad jokes.