Variable 42: The Committee of Conundrums

Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums. You've been summoned to address the pressing issues of our esteemed organization. We've got problems, and we need your expertise to solve them.

Subcommittee 1: Infinite Sock Drawer

A never-ending conundrum has plagued us for years. Our sock drawer has become sentient, and it's driving us mad.

Read more about the Sock Drawer Crisis

Subcommittee 2: The Great Donut Debate

Should we have donuts in the break room? Is it a right, a privilege, or a privilege-right? The committee is split.

Read more about the Great Donut Debate

Subcommittee 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

It's been weeks since we've seen our trusty stapler. We've searched high and low, but it's nowhere to be found.

Read more about Stapler Gate

Subcommittee 4: The Enigma of the Overly-Caffeinated Chairman

Our fearless leader has taken to mainlining espresso like it's going out of style. What does it mean for the future of our committee?

Read more about the Chairman's Caffeine Fiasco