Vice Chair 3 - The Most Unassuming of Them All

Meet Vice Chair 3, the committee's resident expert on the art of doing nothing in particular. With a background in Extreme Ironing, Vice Chair 3 brings a unique skillset to the table, including a deep understanding of the perfect ratio of tea to milk, and the optimal angle of a well-placed nap.

Subcommittee on Unimportant Matters

This committee focuses on issues that really don't matter, because, let's be real, they don't. Led by Vice Chair 3, who has a PhD in Procrastination, they tackle such earth-shattering topics as the best way to eat a sandwich, and whether or not to wear socks on Tuesdays.

Subcommittee on Socks

This subcommittee is dedicated to the study of footwear, because, clearly, the fate of the world depends on it. Vice Chair 3 has a personal stake in this subcommittee, having once worn the same sock for 17 consecutive days, setting a new committee record.

Read the Socks of Destiny Report Learn about Vice Chair 3's Sock-astrophic feat