Welcome, Vice-Chair 2, to the esteemed Committee of Conundrums. Your duties include:
- Conducting meetings that last longer than 4 hours
- Filing reports that are 300 pages long
- Issuing memos that are 10 pages shorter than the reports
See also: Bureaucratic Red Tape 2
Bureaucratic Red Tape 2
A specialized unit of the Committee of Conundrums, dealing with the most complex and Byzantine forms in the land.
- Creating forms that have 20 checkboxes
- Generating reports that take 6 months to complete
See also: Bureaucratic Red Tape 3