Committee of Conundrums: Vice-Chairs of Verbiage

Meeting Minutes - Session 42

We, the Vice-Chairs of Verbiage, met in a dimly lit conference room to discuss the finer points of Semantical Squabbles.

Agenda Item 1: "The Definition of 'Is'" - A motion to redefine the word 'is' as "totally not 'is'".

Moved by: Chairperson Bureaucracy (aye), Seconded by: Deputy Director of Denotation (nay).

• Discussion Item 1.1: "The Implications of 'Not-Is' on Postmodernism" - Learn more
• Discussion Item 1.2: "The Historical Precedents of 'Is-Not'" - Read the minutes
• Adjournment Item: "Break for Donuts" - Proceed to the break room