VICE-CHAIRS OF VERBIAGE

The Most Eloquent, yet Confusing, Chairs in the Land

Chairperson of Inscrutable Jargon

Our esteemed Chairperson is known for speaking in a language so obscure, it's a wonder anyone can understand what they're saying.

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Deputy Chair of Double-Speak

This Chairperson is a master of saying two completely different things at once, leaving everyone wondering what the actual plan is.

Learn about the art of Double-Speak

Chairperson of Circular Reasoning

This Chairperson has perfected the art of saying "it's because it's because it's" to explain any decision.

Discover the secrets of the Chairperson's reasoning