Our esteemed Chairperson is known for speaking in a language so obscure, it's a wonder anyone can understand what they're saying.
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This Chairperson is a master of saying two completely different things at once, leaving everyone wondering what the actual plan is.
This Chairperson has perfected the art of saying "it's because it's because it's" to explain any decision.