Meet our esteemed Vice Chair, a paragon of verbiage and a maven of mumbo-jumbo. They wield their words with a flick of their wrist and a tap of their wand.
Explore the Secret Garden of Verbiage, a mystical realm where words bloom and meanings wither.
Take a course in Wordy Wizardry 101, and learn the ancient art of turning a phrase into a sentence.
But be warned: our Vice Chair's love of words is matched only by their love of Obscuring the Point.