Welcome to Our Vice-Chairs' Secret Garden of Mischief

We're not just any vice-chairs, oh no. We're a select group of individuals who've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing, yet somehow getting away with it.

Meet our Vice-Chairs:

Vice-Chair for Questions Never Asked Vice-Chair of Inconsequential Decisions Vice-Chair of Procrastination Arts

Our garden is full of:

Flowers of Absurdity
Trees of Redundancy
Butterflies of Bureaucracy

Stay awhile, and don't make any sense out of it.

Learn more about our Blooms of Absurdity