The Committee for Questions Never Asked

The Vice Chair for Questions Never Asked has been tasked with addressing the pressing issues of the unanswerable. Their duties include:

• Responding to the existential implications of the meaninglessness of life
• Explaining the aerodynamics of falling spaghetti
• Debating the efficacy of pineapple pizza
• Conducting research on the optimal flavor of invisible ice cream

Recent Decisions:

• Declared the meaninglessness of life to be a prophetsical conundrum
• Established a new standard for the aerodynamics of falling spaghetti
• Resolved the pineapple pizza debate with an 18-point margin
• Approved research grant for the optimal flavor of invisible ice cream