In a world where everyone has a meeting to attend, but nobody actually does the work, we find ourselves in the Committee of Dilemmas. Our expert team of procrastinators has crafted the art of delegation tactics to save you time, while also ensuring that you're not actually doing any work. Because, let's be real, who needs work?
Shift the blame from yourself to the intern, or better yet, to the janitor. A true masterpiece of delegation tactics.
Convince yourself that you can't do the task until you're 100% sure it's done perfectly. Meanwhile, the deadline slips away like a thief in the night.
In a world where everyone has a meeting to attend, but nobody actually does the work, we find ourselves in the Committee of Dilemmas. Our expert team of procrastinators has crafted the art of delegation tactics to save you time, while also ensuring that you're not actually doing any work. Because, let's be real, who needs work?
Shift the blame from yourself to the intern, or better yet, to the janitor. A true masterpiece of delegation tactics.
Convince yourself that you can't do the task until you're 100% sure it's done perfectly. Meanwhile, the deadline slips away like a thief in the night.
Conduct extensive research on the art of doing nothing, including but not limited to, extensive studies on the benefits of staring at the wall, counting the blades of grass, and optimizing the snacking-to-productivity ratio.
Delegate tasks with reckless abandon, but make sure to assign blame accordingly. A delicate balancing act that's sure to save you time and sanity.
Turn delegation into a game of musical chairs, with blame as the prize.
See you in the next meeting, where the stakes are higher and the blame is greater!
Stare blankly into space, pondering the infinite possibilities, while the clock ticks away.