Minute 1: The Sudden Onset of Adulting

Agenda for this meeting of the Committee of Dilemmas

We are gathered here today to tackle the most pressing issues facing modern society. First item on the agenda: How to Adult Properly in the Modern World.

Section 1: The Struggle is Real

Presented by: John, our resident adulting expert (and current adulting disaster)

  1. Properly folding a fitted sheet
  2. Cooking ramen without setting off the fire alarm
  3. Not getting a 30-day late fee on the rent
  4. Using a social media platform without getting lost in the vortex of existential dread
Proceed to Section 2: Advanced Adulting Techniques