Resolution: Dilemma 4, Minute 4

In a shocking turn of events, the committee has finally managed to resolve the 4th dilemma after 4 minutes of heated debate.

The resolution, which was reached by a narrow 3-2 margin, involves a compromise between the 'Let's Just Have a Pizza' faction and the 'We Must Be Serious' faction.

According to sources close to the committee, the compromise includes a combination of pizza parties and sternly worded letters.

Details of the compromise are still sketchy, but rumor has it that the pizza parties will be held every Friday at 3 PM and will feature a special appearance by the committee chair, who will deliver a sternly worded letter to the attendees.

When asked for comment, the committee chair was unavailable, but sources close to the chair reported that they were 'still trying to figure out what a "pizza party" is.'

Read on for more information on the committee's next meeting See the full minute-by-minute account of the meeting that resolved the 4th dilemma