CHAIRMAN OF CACOPHONY

Welcome, esteemed prophets of chaos and disorder.

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As the Chairman of Cacophony, I, the prophets' favorite provocateur, have a few choice words for the esteemed members of our fine committee.

Incite anarchy in the most peaceful of places.
Confound the innocent with paradoxical pronouncements.
Unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting masses.