Welcome to Brian's collection of extreme, avant-garde, and utterly useless crochet patterns. Because, you know, who needs practicality when you can have aesthetics?
Behold, the most intricate, most bewildering, and most utterly bewilderingly complex puff-the-magic-dragon pattern in all the land! It's a challenge for even the most skilled (read: certifiably insane) crocheters out there.