Tunnel Vision Totes by Brian McSlothFace

Advanced Crochet Patterns for the fashionably challenged

Are you tired of your clothes looking like they're from the 1970s? Do you want to blind yourself with an endless loop of pastel pink and neon green?

Welcome to Tunnel Vision Totes, where we specialize in creating patterns that will make you question your life choices.

Below, you can find our collection of patterns for the truly bewildered:

Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, you can try our Prophets of Destiny for some guidance.