Chairman McFarterson: The Unyielding Windbag

Chairman McFarterson is the current chairman of the Committee of Dilemmas, a position he has held for 17 years and counting.

Little is known about Chairman McFarterson's personal life, but it's rumored he has a pet chicken named Cluck.

Some say he's the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte, but that's just speculation.

• Vice-Chairwoman
• Committee Agenda
• Committee Minutes

Stay tuned for more information on Chairman McFarterson, the most enigmatic figure in all of Dilemama.