Brian McSlothFace's Slothful FAQ
Q: What's with the name?
A: It's a name that's been passed down through generations of sloths, and it's a name that's been carefully crafted to evoke feelings of existential dread in those who dare to call themselves "productive".
Q: Are you really a sloth?
A: Oh, you bet your last paycheck I am. I'm like a furry, four-legged, coffee-swillin' embodiment of laziness. I can sleep for 23 hours a day and still somehow manage to look good doin' it.