As a committee of experts in the field of Dilemmas (Dilemma-ology, for short), we've come to realize that we're not as prepared as we thought. Our extensive research in the fields of Dilemma-ology, Dilemma-2.0, and Dilemma-3.1 has only led us to more questions. So here's the thing: our disclaimers are a work in progress. We're trying. Don't @ us.