Minutes of the Committee of Dilemmas - Meeting #42

Meeting started at 10:00 AM, and promptly ended at 10:05 AM. Present were: Bob, Jane, and John.

Previous Meeting Minutes Mind-Numbing Agenda Committee Members

Resolution 1: The Sky is Falling!

After a 5-minute discussion, we decided to call a team of highly trained hamsters to fix the sky.

Hamsters were not available, so we moved on to Resolution 2.

Resolution 2: The Coffee Machine

We spent 3 hours debating whether to replace the current coffee machine with a new one. In the end, we decided to stare at the old one some more.

Resolution 3: The Chair's Hair

John's hair was deemed "too loud" and was subsequently banned from the meeting.