We're stuck in a meeting, and we can't get out.
Our meetings have no discernible purpose, only an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations and stale coffee.
We're trapped in this conference room, with no escape from the fluorescent lighting and stale air.
Join us for a meeting about meetings, where the agenda changes constantly and the minutes never get taken.
We're not just trapped, we're also suffering from a severe case of meeting-induced somnolence.
Please join us for a special meeting where we'll discuss the finer points of dozing-off-in-chairs and the art of pretending-to-be-attentive.
We're so stuck, we're wasting time, and we're loving every minute of it!
Join us for a meeting where we'll discuss the intricacies of fidgeting, email-checking, and the art of pretending-to-be-productive.
We're not just trapped, we're also traumatized.
Please join us for a special meeting where we'll discuss the psychological effects of being stuck in meetings, and how to deal with the aftermath.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a spare battery for your phone!