Our Mission Statement:

We are the Committee of Dilemmas, a group of highly trained professionals who specialize in making things more complicated. Our mission is to take any given situation and turn it into a series of increasingly convoluted problems, all while maintaining a veneer of calm and collectedness.

We achieve this by employing a range of techniques, including but not limited to:

• Adding unnecessary subcommittees
• Creating complex flowcharts
• Inserting multiple layers of bureaucracy

We are proud to serve as the go-to organization for any individual or business looking to turn their life into a never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and PowerPoint presentations.

Mission Objections: Why Our Approach is Wrong Meet the Team: Our Experts in Dilemma-Creation Our Solutions: Because Who Needs Simple Answers Anyway?