By order of the Committee of Doom, Mandate 666, all ponies in the land are hereby stripped of their licenses to exist in our dimension.
Acknowledging the ponies' blatant disregard for the laws of physics and their general incompetence in the field of not-being-destroyed-by-our-existence, we have taken the necessary steps to revoke their licenses.
The following reasons for revocation are hereby cited:
- Frequent and flagrant use of "neighs" in public spaces.
- Failure to maintain a reasonable level of sparkle in their manes.
- Reckless endangerment of our dimension through reckless use of "magic" in non-approved zones.
Any appeals or protests shall be addressed to the Committee of Doom, Mandate 666, at the soon-to-be-abandoned Ponies-In-Peril Office.