Pony Safety Inspections: Mandate 666

Conducted by the Committee of Doom

In accordance with Mandate 666, we've inspected the ponies in your area and have found several hazards that require immediate attention.

Hazards:

• Unsecured glitter bombs in the vicinity of Sparkles' stable
• Mysterious pink slime coating on the floor near the hay bales
• Abandoned rainbow-colored party poppers in the vicinity of the disco party area

Don't worry, we've taken action to address these issues. Our team of expert inspectors has:

• Secured the glitter bombs with extra-strong zip ties
• Mopped up the pink slime with an arsenal of cleaning solution and elbow grease
• Removed the party poppers from circulation and scheduled a meeting with the party planner to discuss better decision-making

Next Steps:

We're keeping a close eye on things, but we need your help. Please report any further hazards to us, and we'll dispatch a team of highly trained ponies to address the situation.

Stay safe, and remember: 666 is the new 100%!

Party Planning Guidelines for the Modern Pony Hazard Reporting Form: Report Your Safety Concerns