Meet the committee that's here to standardize the standardization of things that don't really need standardizing.
This committee's mission is to make sure everyone's socks are properly matched, and that the number of holes in each button is exactly 5 (no more, no less).
Our reports are available for the low, low price of $10,000 per page, plus shipping and handling.
Here's what we've been up to:
Below are some examples of our standardization reports:
| Report Title | Report Description |
|---|---|
| Sock Standardization Report #1 | This report covers the standardization of socks for the year 2023. |
| Button Standardization Report #2 | This report covers the standardization of buttons for the year 2022. |
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