Dave's Pitch: The Synergy Committee
Chairman Dave here. Welcome, committee members. Today, we're going to define synergy. Or, at the very least, pretend to.
According to our expert sources (i.e., the intern), synergy is when two or more people work together to achieve a goal, like a team of highly trained hamsters on a treadmill.
But wait, there's more! Our team of highly paid consultants (i.e., the guy in the corner) has discovered that synergy can also be achieved through the strategic placement of sticky notes on a conference room table.
Now, let's get down to business. Who's with me, committee?