As of 2023, the Committee of the Absurd is still trying to decide on the best way to reorganize the world's supply of rubber chickens. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Currently, we're weighing the pros and cons of:
We're also considering a few more options, but they're still in the experimental phase.
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or don't. We're not really sure what the point of this committee is either.