The committee has reached a critical juncture in the decision-making process, and it's time to weigh in on the age-old question:
Should we mandate the use of gouda in all official committee proceedings, or should we stick with the tried-and-true cheddar?
Arguments for gouda: It's creamy, it's dreamy, and it's the perfect complement to our esteemed committee meetings.
Arguments against gouda: It's a travesty, a sham, and an affront to the very fabric of our committee's tradition and decorum.