Present: Chairman of the Incredibly Important, Vice-Chairperson of Utter Confusion, Secretary of the Utterly Confused, and 5 other people who showed up.
Meeting called to order at 3:14 PM, exactly 14 minutes after the scheduled start time, because someone forgot to bring the coffee.
First Item: The Great Sock Conspiracy. Discussion centered around whether or not it was actually a thing.
Decision: It's not a thing. But we're going to keep an eye on it, just in case.
Second Item: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts. Conclusion: Someone ate them. Probably.
Resolution 1: Officially declare that Socks Are Not a Thing. Resolution 2: Officially declare that Someone Ate All the Donuts.
Next meeting in 6 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours, and 14 minutes. Don't forget the coffee.
Adjourned at 3:30 PM, because the meeting had run out of donuts.