Welcome, fellow denizens of the absurd, to our esteemed committee of utter chaos.
When: Every Thursday at precisely 3:14 AM
Where: The Bottom of the Abyss of Despair, Floor 42
When: Every Friday at precisely 4:00 PM
Where: The Island of Misfit Ideas, Conference Room B
When: Every Monday at precisely 11:00 AM
Where: The Top of the Tower of Babel, Room 314
Chair: Chairperson of the Absurd
Secretary: Secretary of the Inconsequential