The committee met on a Thursday in a dimly lit, abandoned parking garage at 3:45 AM to discuss the finer points of "What to Do With All These Unicorns in the Break Room."
Attendees: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and the entire cast of "The Wizard of Oz" (who were all dressed as accountants).
Action Items:
- Unicorns in the break room: Decide whether to keep, relocate, or destroy.
- Meeting times: Change to 4:00 AM to accommodate the sleep schedules of the Wizard of Oz attendees.
Next Meeting:
Whenever the unicorns decide to stop eating all the office supplies.
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