We, the Committee of the Absurd, are pleased to present to you: Queasy Language.
A tongue so twisted, it'll make your tongue slap itself silly.
This language is not for the faint of heart, or those who value sanity.
But for those who dare to be absurd, we welcome you to the Queasy Language community!
Pronunciation Tips will help you navigate the nuances of Queasy's unique soundscape.
Or, for the more adventurous, Phrasebook will show you the most effective ways to confuse your friends and family.
And, for those who want to be true masters of Queasy, we recommend Advanced Certification.