COMMITTEE OF THE ABSURD: SUBCOMMITTEE ON DECISION MAKING

Meeting Minutes for Item 3: "The Great Cheese Fiasco of '23"

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and the entire cast of Item 4: "The Great Pizza Debacle of '24"

Chairperson, Balthazar McAbsurd, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM, citing "the very fabric of reality" as the reason for urgency.

Discussion: Item 3, "The Great Cheese Fiasco of '23", was tabled due to lack of consensus on what constitutes a "fiasco". Some members argued it was merely a "mild annoyance", while others called it a "full-blown existential crisis".

Recommendation: A vote was taken, and 5 out of 7 members voted to table Item 3, effectively declaring it a "non-fiasco".

Action: Item 3 was tabled until further notice. The committee adjourned at 3:17 PM, with the understanding that the universe would likely implode if Item 3 was not resolved.

Subcommittee on Decisions: Subitem 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks" was tabled, as it was deemed a "trivial matter".

Next Meeting: To be determined, but likely after the apocalypse.

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