Meeting Minutes for Item 3: "The Great Cheese Fiasco of '23"
Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and the entire cast of Item 4: "The Great Pizza Debacle of '24"
Chairperson, Balthazar McAbsurd, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM, citing "the very fabric of reality" as the reason for urgency.
Discussion: Item 3, "The Great Cheese Fiasco of '23", was tabled due to lack of consensus on what constitutes a "fiasco". Some members argued it was merely a "mild annoyance", while others called it a "full-blown existential crisis".
Recommendation: A vote was taken, and 5 out of 7 members voted to table Item 3, effectively declaring it a "non-fiasco".
Action: Item 3 was tabled until further notice. The committee adjourned at 3:17 PM, with the understanding that the universe would likely implode if Item 3 was not resolved.
Subcommittee on Decisions: Subitem 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks" was tabled, as it was deemed a "trivial matter".
Next Meeting: To be determined, but likely after the apocalypse.
Back to Decisions