Committee of the Absurd: Toaster Safety
Because You Never Know When Your Breakfast Will Become a Fire Hazard
We're a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to the safety of your toaster.
Our motto: "Burned but not defeated."
Meet our members:
- Dr. Emily J. Toasterstein, Chairperson
- Dr. Reginald P. Burninator, Toaster Engineer
- Ms. Samantha B. Firestarter, Fire Safety Specialist
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