Decreees of the Committee

In the depths of the foreboding, we, the Committee of the Foreboding, issue our decrees. Read Decree 1: Mandatory Use of Procrastination Read Decree 2: Mandatory Wearing of Plaid on Fridays Read Decree 3: All Horses Must Wear Helmets

Note: Failure to comply with any of these decrees may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
• Being forced to eat an endless supply of Brussels sprouts
• Being forced to listen to elevator music for 8 hours straight