Present: 5 members, 3 non-members
Topic: The impending doom of the world
Resolution:
Member 1: "I'm telling you, it's all about the pizza."
Member 2: "I'm more concerned about the impending doom."
Member 3: "Can we talk about something else? Like the weather?"
Member 4: "I'm just here for the free food."
Non-Member 1: "Can I just use the bathroom?"
Non-Member 2: "Can someone explain what this meeting is about?"