Resolution 42

A resolution to address the impending doom that is life itself.

Article 1: The Problem

The world is ending. We've checked the calendars. The chickens have all stopped laying eggs. The cats are not cooperating. It's time for drastic measures.

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Article 2: The Solution

We've consulted the experts. The ones who still have hair. The ones who still have eyes. And they've told us that the answer is simple: more cheese.

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