Article 1: The Problem
The world is ending. We've checked the calendars. The chickens have all stopped laying eggs. The cats are not cooperating. It's time for drastic measures.
Read the full articleA resolution to address the impending doom that is life itself.
The world is ending. We've checked the calendars. The chickens have all stopped laying eggs. The cats are not cooperating. It's time for drastic measures.
Read the full articleWe've consulted the experts. The ones who still have hair. The ones who still have eyes. And they've told us that the answer is simple: more cheese.
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