Welcome to the Committee on Communication Protocols, where the art of confusing people is taken very seriously. We've standardized the most confusing protocols in the land, just for you!
Protocol 4: The Slow Down - For when you really need to get nowhere fast. Protocol 5: The Utter Confusion
What is this Committee? Who is behind this Committee?
Subcommittee on Communication Chaos Subcommittee on Confusion Management