Standardized Communication Standards

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Article I: The Art of Sarcasm

Section 1: Using Sarcasm to Avoid Conflict

We believe that sarcasm is the best way to diffuse tense situations and avoid conflict. Our research shows that using a healthy dose of eye-rolling and under-the-breath muttering can resolve even the toughest of issues.

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Article II: The Importance of Eye Contact

Section 1: Staring into the Soul of Your Interlocutor

We believe that staring intensely into someone's eyes can convey even the most complex ideas. Our research shows that it's not just a good way to communicate, it's a way to hypnotize.

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