``` Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Committee on Conundrums

Meeting Agenda

Subcommittee on Creative Procrastination

Procrastination 101: Techniques

Lesson 1: The Art of Finding the Perfect Snack

Discover the ancient art of snacking, a crucial skill for any procrastinator. Learn how to craft the perfect trail mix, a delicate balance of nuts, seeds, and dried fruits.

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Lesson 2: The Science of Social Media Browsing

Understand the intricate algorithms of infinite scrolling, the thrill of cat videos, and the satisfaction of comparing your life to others.

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Lesson 3: The Joy of Re-Organizing Your DeskLearn how to carefully curate a list of tasks that will never actually get done, but will give you a sense of accomplishment and a clear conscience.

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Lesson 5: The Science of Binge-Watching Your Favorite Shows

Discover the secrets of watching an entire season in one sitting, without ever actually accomplishing anything productive.

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Oh, and don't forget to check out our Resource Page for more tips and tricks on creative procrastination!