Committee Policies & Procedures

Decision Making 101

Our committee's primary goal is to make decisions so convoluted and confusing that even we, its members, can't understand them.

Meetings will be held bi-weekly, except during leap years, when they will be held monthly to compensate for the lost time.

Decisions will be made using a combination of flipping a coin, consulting with our pet tarot cards, and performing a choreographed dance routine.

Petitions and Appeals

Requests for changes to the status quo must be submitted in triplicate, with a cover letter written in iambic pentameter.

Appeals can be made to the Committee Overlords, but only if you can prove you're not a robot.

See our Comprehensive Rules Document for more information.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to Submit an Appeal.