html Deputy's Mission Statement

Deputy's Mission Statement

As the most esteemed and revered Deputy of this fine institution, it is my solemn duty to uphold the highest standards of bureaucratic efficiency, productivity, and general excellence.

To this end, I shall:

Convene regular meetings, which shall be both frequent and productive.
Ensure the prompt and efficient dissemination of information to all relevant parties.
Provide guidance, support, and the occasional stern rebuke to all who seek it.
Cultivate a working environment that is both stimulating and comfortable.

By my authority as Deputy, I command that all who enter this hallowed hall shall be treated with the utmost respect, deference, and occasional condescension.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend.

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