Committee of Vice - Policies and Procedures

The Committee of Vice is an elite group of individuals dedicated to the pursuit of mischief, mayhem, and general chaos. Our policies and procedures are as follows:

Policy 1: The Art of Procrastination
Policy 2: The Importance of Sarcasm
Policy 3: The Secret to Effective Mischief

For more information on our committee's antics, see Committee Antics.

Policy 1: The Art of Procrastination

As a member of the Committee of Vice, it is essential to master the art of procrastination. This policy outlines the proper techniques and strategies for achieving maximum efficiency through minimal effort.

Step 1: Identify the Task

Step 2: Determine the Minimum Amount of Effort Required to Avoid Doing the Task

Step 3: Apply the Principle of Least Effort to the Task

The Procrastination Matrix
The Art of Multitasking

For more information on the art of procrastination, see Procrastination Resources.