The committee has been in an endless meeting for 3 days, with only one agenda item discussed: "What's for lunch?".
As of 14:00 on the 2nd day, we are still waiting for the pizza delivery guy to arrive.
A motion was made to take a 15-minute break, but it was vetoed by the committee chairman, who claims to have 'hit his stride'.
We have formed a subcommittee to deal with the pressing issue of 'Who ate the last of the donuts in the break room?'.
We recommend that the committee chairman be forced to eat a whole box of donuts as punishment.
We also recommend that the break room be stocked with a fresh supply of donuts.