Committee Procedures Report: Decision #2 - A Bland and Uninspiring Affair

Presented on: 20XX-02-02

Decision Made By: Decision #1 (in a fit of utter boredom)

Summary

We, the Committee of Unremarkable Individuals, have gathered to discuss and decide on the fate of the office coffee machine. After a grueling 5-minute debate, we decided:

TO DO NOTHING about the coffee machine, because it still works.

Recommendations

We recommend that no one do anything about the coffee machine, because why bother?

Next Steps

There are no next steps, because we've already taken the last one.

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