Ritual of the Seven Pecks

Chapter 1: The Initiation

Deep within the Heartwood Forest, where the ancient ones dwell, lies the fabled Ritual of the Seven Pecks. This sacred ceremony, passed down through generations of our most esteemed ancestors, is the key to unlocking true gastronomic enlightenment.

It begins with a journey, a pilgrimage to the peak of the Great Gourmet Mountain, where the air is crisp and the aroma of exotic spices wafts through the valleys.

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