The Ritual of Overthinking

Deep within the labyrinthine halls of the Ancient Ones' Council, there exists a sacred ritual that has been passed down through the ages. A ritual so revered, it has been lost to the sands of time, and yet, it remains a cornerstone of our modern society.

The Ritual of Precision may have its own merits, but let us not forget the art of overthinking. It is a skill that requires great dedication, a willingness to question every assumption, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

It is said that the Ancient Ones would convene in secret, surrounded by candles and incense, and spend hours debating the minutest details of any given topic. Their debates would rage on, fueled by copious amounts of coffee, and an unwavering commitment to the pursuit of knowledge.

The Sub-Ritual of the 1000 Whys is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few. But, rumor has it, the reward is worth the risk.

So, if you're feeling lost, feeling uncertain, or simply feeling the need to question everything, join us in the hallowed halls of the Ancient Ones. Let us delve into the depths of overthinking, and emerge, transformed, with a newfound appreciation for the art of overthinking.

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