Rituals of the Modern Era

1. The Daily Grind (aka The Commute)

In an effort to prove our worth, we still willingly participate in the most grueling, soul-sucking ritual of the modern era: the daily grind.

Subpages:

• Learn more about the daily grind
• The Daily Sweatpants

2. Social Media Self-Indulgence

We've traded our lives for likes, shares, and virtual validation, and we're still reeling from the aftermath.

Subpages:

• Selfies with Filter
• Virtual Escapism: The Never-Ending Binge-Watching Cycle

3. The Never-Ending Search for the Perfect Selfie Pose

Because, apparently, a 3-second Instagram_goals post isn't enough to make us happy.

Subpages:

• The Art of Selfie Poses
• Photobombing the Neighborhood

4. The Endless Scroll of Futility

Staring at screens, waiting for something, anything, to happen.

Subpages:

• The Scroll of Futility
• Endless Likes for Validation

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