Committee on Slug Ethics: Rules V2.0

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Steal Another Slug's Lunch

Any slug found guilty of thievery will be subject to a minimum of 30 days of community service in the damp, dark recesses of the compost bin. Learn more about the consequences of thievery

Rule 1.1: Thou Shalt Not Litter

Any slug found guilty of littering shall be forced to participate in a mandatory clean-up brigade.

Rule 1.2: Thou Shalt Not Gaze Upon Another Slug's Reflection

Any slug found guilty of gazing upon another slug's reflection for more than 5 minutes shall be subject to a penalty of 1 day's worth of hiding in the shadows.

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Powers for Personal Gain

Any slug found guilty of using their powers for personal gain shall be subject to a penalty of 1 week's worth of meditation in the quiet, damp corner of the garden. Learn more about the consequences of power abuse

Rule 2.1: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Speed for Racing

Any slug found guilty of racing shall be subject to a penalty of 2 weeks' worth of walking the slow lane.

Rule 2.2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Senses for Gossiping

Any slug found guilty of gossiping shall be subject to a penalty of 1 month's worth of silence.

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Home for a Hide-and-Seek Game with the Mailman

Any slug found guilty of hiding from the mailman shall be subject to a penalty of 1 year's worth of direct mail delivery. Learn more about the consequences of hiding from the mailman

Rule 3.1: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Tunnel for Smuggling

Any slug found guilty of smuggling shall be subject to a penalty of 5 years' worth of tunnel vision exercises.

Rule 3.2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Shell for Storage

Any slug found guilty of storing contraband in their shell shall be subject to a penalty of 10 years' worth of shell-shocked therapy.